The other night I tried to go to a show
But the man at the door
He told me no
He said, "No one under 21 allowed"
But he must have been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd
He said, "You can't buy an alcoholic drink"
"So we don't care what you really think"
Why's this happened to me
And the show was for free
It sucks to be
So I went and got myself a plan that would work
And I went on home and got a real short skirt
And I flirt my way right through that goddamn door
But once inside the music was no more
Well I guess I got there just a bit too late
I guess it's just my luck
It's just my fate
I only want to have a little fun
But every time I try they tell me "You're not 21"
[Thanks to firstname.lastname@example.org for these lyrics]