Thank you for dialling the Hot Personality Lines
(Could you hold the line, please?)
If you press "1", I'll tell you you're everything I want tonight
If you press "2", I'll get on my high horse and give you a fight
And if you press "3", I'll stand at the back and observe from the right
You pressed "4", OK! That's the coolest and what would you know...
Angel, I'll take you so high, get it, mmm...here we go
Feel the blistering speed till the clouds try and cling to your tooooe
That's your 39p up, I'm afraid you must put down the ph...